Best headline of the week
“Wounded deer attacks hunter who shot him”
John Walsh would be proud. Never be a victim. Always fight back.
Weirdest story of the week
A Wisconsin Salvation Army leader who faces dismissal if he marries outside the organization is asking people not to stop donating to the group during the holiday season.
Capt. Johnny Harsh of Oshkosh, Wis., says he’s been receiving letters and e-mails from people angered over the Salvation Army’s decision to uphold its long-standing rule that an officer in the agency may marry only another officer.
Who could have guessed that such rules still existed? Thank goodness that Zack Mayo was with the Navy and not the Salvation Army. Paula would still be stuck in that damn factory.
Coolest Gift of the Season
The 40 Foot Marshmallow Blaster from Hammacher Schlemmer
What I Want for Christmas (besides the Blaster)
Lately my hair and I have not been on the friendliest of terms. We disagree each morning and I think something drastic needs to be done.
Yes. Sadly – I am serious. I hate the length of my hair right now and it is growing at a snail’s pace. Drawbacks to this latest obsession are cost and the fact that most people I know would laugh uproariously at me.